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gorlt:

gorlt:

i’m horny but i don’t wanna masturbate because i’m tryna get right with god

you ever cum so hard ya legs start shaking n ya face get all sweaty and you hallucinate and see Jesus shakin his head no

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poindexterious:

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when your parents force you to go to a family gathering

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the rizzoli-isles girls; one a little more jane, the other a little more maura. 

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grimmbutt:

'I Don't Know What I Did But It Worked' — A thrilling story about my academic life

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